Katy Perry And Her ENORMOUS Bottle Of Champagne Had A More Glamorous New Year’s Eve Than You

Someone please explain two things to me:

1.) How is it that Katy Perry still looks flawless even when resting a GINORMOUS bottle of champagne upon her head? and

2.) WHY was INOT invited to a New Year’s Eve party WHERE GIGANTIC BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE WERE BEING SERVED?!